So uh... I gave it about 45 minutes, I guess? Just got to the first boss, got my ass handed to me, and was not struck in any way that I should get all addicted and try again. I was mostly struck by the fact that I had "learned" controls by having them texted to me from ancient game manuals inscribed in the ground (that had impressively archaic words like "LB" complete with a carefully chiseled button shape...) anywhere from one to four at a time, without much in the way of context. "Here's a bunch of shit we hope you remember." No thanks.
Also the audio was HORRIBLE. What the hell is that walking through grass noise? Why does that arrow sound like it is hitting metal on metal when it hits the stone wall?
Can somebody who has played this a bit sell me into it?